cowgirl326:

jackthevulture:

toopunktofuck:

one of new jersey’s most famous confections, saltwater taffy, was invented because some asshole’s candy shop flooded and ruined all his taffy and he sold it to a child anyway and i think that pretty much says a lot about the overall…

stayfr-sh:

Look How The Stars Shine For You

stayfr-sh:

Look How The Stars Shine For You

thatfunnyblog:

basically how all female celebrities are treated by the media

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seriousjones:

seriousjones:

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tangletots:

you tried your best lotad and that’s what counts.

The beginning of the end of the end of the beginning has begun.

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heartscale:

i can’t believe quizilla is shutting down… now how am i supposed to find out what anime elemental girl i am or who my yu-gi-oh boyfriend is

fappuclno:

when you and ya bestfriend say something at the exact same time
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startraveller776:

huffingtonpost:

When did doing something ‘like a girl’ become an insult?

Watch the full Always commercial that seeks to answer this question.

The part that gets me is at the end of the commercial, when they ask one of the first ladies if she had a chance to do her demonstration of “running like a girl” over again, what would she do differently and she says, “I would run like myself.” I legit cried.

vesley:

alpacabacon:

Like I’ve never gotten a sunburn in my life.

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how about now

1929nt2:

pulpfanfiction:

thathomestar:

jadethemerman:

did he give her 2 thumbs up?



christ putin

no but my fave part of this is the writing on her back says “go sit on a dick Putin”

1929nt2:

pulpfanfiction:

thathomestar:

jadethemerman:

did he give her 2 thumbs up?

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christ putin

no but my fave part of this is the writing on her back says “go sit on a dick Putin”

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neptunain:

remember when children used to say “i know you are but what am i” bc never in my adult life have i found an incident where that phrase is more appropriate

snorlaxatives:

remember when ryan seacrest tried to high five a blind guy

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